Hey zombies, would you like a Ded Bob Tshirt..?

Yo, home chunk! These threads be phat...git sum!

If you want to gear up, take your pick of totally awesome useless crap below and then click on the "Buy Now" buttons to order. Shipping charges apply - check the Ordering Instructions at the bottom of the page for details.

"The Official Ded Bob Statue"

The Ded Bob statue
Brand new in 2009!
From the incredible artist Aric Jorn, this 17-inch mixed-media statue is
hand-cast, hand-painted and clothed in the USA.
Get Bobmitized in the privacy of your own home!
(just look into his eye sockets)
Order yours though Jivotica.com

many more pictures and details on the website
use the promotional code 'SMUJ' when you order

<-- this isn't a picture Ded Bob and Smuj, it's the statue! Amazing, huh?!

We also gots buttons and bumper stickers:
(no lapel pins - sorry!)

Ded Bob bumper sticker - Don't Blame Me, I'm Voting For DED BOB

"The Ded Bob Sho... on DVD!"

The Ded Bob DVD
Now Available!
dedbobsho
dvd's
get 'em cheap
while they last
only $15 (plus shipping)
(cover art not exactly as shown)

Ded Bob DVD - original: $15

"Just released - DB Season II"

Ded Bob: Sluj takes AZ - front of DVD Ded Bob: Sluj takes AZ - back of DVD

Front cover artwork Back cover artwork

The second in what could possibly be a long line of DVDs!
Ded Bob and Sluj - filmed in AZ, 2007
45 minutes of top-notch laughs for just $20 + shipping
(Cover art pretty much exactly as shown)

"Tales of Ded Bob"

Tales of Ded Bob Buy two shirts:
- one to wear, one to keep as a collector's edition...

Featuring:
I was a teenage Bob Zombie!
Smuj Dumped?
Dysfunctional Barnyard Animals!

Colored print on medium grey shirt.

Artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks

"Birdie / Girlie-T"

The Ded Bob Sho - Birdie / Girly T

Show your yumminess with a couple of birdies
White, high-quality women's full-cut tank top.

"Heavy Bonker Tour '09"

Tshirt photo

Front side Back side

Baseball shirt style: black sleeves, white middle.
For the DedHead concert fans - follow Ded Bob on tour!
Sale Price - $5 off regular prices (now $20 per shirt; $25 for XXL)! Limited Quantities!

Purchase your shirt through PayPal:
Shirt Size:

"I Been Bobmotized"

I Been Bobmotized

Now you can get this on a HOODIE!
Perfect for fall festivals; classy but warm.
(white print on black, available in L, XL, and XXL)
Hoodie Size:

...or, the same print on a fitted girlie T!
Also white print on a black shirt.
Limited Quantities Available!
(junior sizes / sizes run a little small)
Girlie T Size:

...or (yep, there's another choice!) the same classic Tshirt you've always loved, white print on black, for just $20.

Shirt Size:

"The Many Moods of Ded Bob"

The Many Moods of Ded Bob

The original Ded Bob T-shirt - Bob sez, "Holding it in leads to constipation."
No true Bobmotite would be caught dead without this shirt.
Black print on ash grey shirt.

Artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks

"I Am A Bob Zombie"

I Am A Bob Zombie

A variation on a classic, 'cause variety is the spice of death.
White print on navy blue shirt.

Artwork by Todd "Flying Debris" Key

Baseball cap

Pirate Bob baseball hat logo

Embroidery artwork (colors as shown) on a black adjustable hat
This relaxed fit all-cotton hat will turn heads.
Adjustable strap makes it fit like a...hat."

Artwork by Todd "Flying Debris" Key

How to Order:

Hey Zombies!

We do all our ordering and credit card handling through PayPal - if you have a question or a problem with those issues, you can take it up with PayPal.

All prices are in US funds.

Order two or more shirts, hats, or DVDs and get a free bumper sticker!

Unless otherwise specified, shirts are only available in the colors shown in the picture above.

All shipping is done through the USPS.

Shipping charges will be automatically added in through PayPal, but the chart below shows what you're gonna be charged based on how much crap you bought.

The stuf you ordered will take 2-4 weeks to arrive. While you're waiting, buy more. Many, many more.

Shipping Charges:

$ of merchandise: 0 - $50 $51 - $100 $101 - $150 $151 - $200 $201 - $250

shipping charge: $8 $11 $16 $21 $26

Questions about any of this nonsense should be sent to stuf@dedbob.com. Or, you can leave us a message at (810) 252-7993 (open 24/7 for voicemail - speak slowly and carefully, and please spell things where necessary). Or send us a fax to our toll-free fax number, (877) 218-5482 (write neatly and carefully - after all, we've only got zombie brains).

And while you're here, do you know any of the bastards on our Wall of Shame?

Wanna email Ded Bob? He'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible. If you're lucky, maybe even sooner.

	Now you can get this on a HOODIE! Perfect for fall festivals; classy but warm. (white print on black, available in L, XL, and XXL) Hoodie Size: ...or, the same print on a fitted girlie T! Also white print on a black shirt. Limited Quantities Available! (junior sizes / sizes run a little small) Girlie T Size:
...or (yep, there's another choice!) the same classic Tshirt you've always loved, white print on black, for just $20. Shirt Size:

$ of merchandise:	0 - $50	$51 - $100	$101 - $150	$151 - $200	$201 - $250
shipping charge:	$8	$11	$16	$21	$26