If you want to gear up, take your pick of totally awesome useless crap below and then click on the "Buy Now" buttons to order. Shipping charges apply - check the Ordering Instructions at the bottom of the page for details.

Sale - Sale - End of Year Season Flippin' Dagnabit Sale!
The Fireman Bob shirts and the I'm Ded Bob, Bitch shirts are only $6 each! The Advice from Death are only $8 each! The Ded Bob for President and the Birdie / Girlie T's are only $10 each! There's lots of stuff on sale! It's a clear-out, so clear 'em out! We got new designs coming but we can't bring in those until we get rid of these! Xmas comes early and we gots lotsa shirts on sale!


Please note, orders received after Dec. 9th will not be processed until after Dec. 18th - even Zombies deserve a holiday every once-in-a-century.
 


"Fireman Bob"

Hell on earth or hell in hell, it's all the same to me
Red shirt only, more or less as shown

Sale Price - all sizes only $6!

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"I'm Ded Bob, Bitch"

You can't be Ded Bob, but you can still cop his 'tude
Dark Blue shirt only, more or less as shown

Sale Price - all sizes only $6!

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"Advice from Death"

Wanna be death? Be warned: "The Pay is Great, but the Hours Suck."
Light Blue shirt only, more or less as shown

Sale Price - all sizes only $8!

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"Ded Bob for President"    -    Tshirts

   
Front side Back side

Who ya gonna vote for? Let everyone know you think all the
candidates suck, and you're going independant.

(White Tshirt with artwork as shown)

Sale Price - all sizes only $10!

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We also gots buttons and bumper stickers:

Ded Bob for President Button - $4
(roughly 3" in diameter)

Ded Bob for President Bumper Sticker - $4
(roughly 10" x 3" - picture below)



"Birdie / Girlie-T"

Show your yumminess with a couple of birdies
White, high-quality women's full-cut tank top.

Sale Price - all sizes only $10!

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"Look into my eyesockets"

A classic favorite with a psychodelic twist - how can you not be Bobmotized?

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"Dred Bob"

Jah mon, shove yo colors down dem troats!

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Artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks



"The Ded Bob Sho... on DVD!"

Now Available!

dedbobsho
dvd's
get 'em cheap
while they last
only $15 (plus shipping)

(cover art not exactly as shown)

Ded Bob DVD - original: $15


"Just released - DB Season II"

Front cover artwork Back cover artwork

The second in what could possibly be a long line of DVDs!
Ded Bob and Sluj - filmed in AZ, 2007
45 minutes of top-notch laughs for just $20 + shipping
(Cover art pretty much exactly as shown)

Ded Bob DVD, Season II from AZ, '07: $20



"The Many Sayings of Ded Bob"

This is easily our tackiest design and hence, very popular.

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"I Been Bobmotized"
(The original Ded Bob T-shirt!)


Now you can get this on a HOODIE!
Perfect for fall festivals; classy but warm.
(white print on black, available in L, XL, and XXL)
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...or, the same print on a fitted girlie T!
Also white print on a black shirt.
Limited Quantities Available!

(junior sizes / sizes run a little small)

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...or the same classic Tshirt you've always loved,
white print on black, for just $25.

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Artwork by Todd "Flying Debris" Key



"The Many Moods of Ded Bob"

Bob sez, "Holding it in leads to constipation."
No true Bobmotite would be caught dead without this shirt.

Black print on ash grey shirt.

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Artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks



How to Order:

2014 Special! Purchase $15 or more of Bob Stuf and receive a free Advice from Death T-shirt!

Hey Zombies!

Please note, orders received after Dec. 9th will not be processed until after Dec. 18th - even Zombies deserve a holiday every once-in-a-century.

We do all our ordering and credit card handling through PayPal - if you have a question or a problem with those issues, you can take it up with PayPal.

  • All prices are in US funds.
  • Unless otherwise specified, shirts are only available in the colors shown in the picture above.
  • All shipping is done through the USPS.
  • Shipping charges will be automatically added in through PayPal, but the chart below shows what you're gonna be charged based on how much crap you bought.
  • The stuf you ordered will take 2-4 weeks to arrive. While you're waiting, buy more. Many, many more.
  • Shipping Charges:

    $ of merchandise: 0 - $50$51 - $100$101 - $150$151 - $200$201 - $250
    shipping charge: $8$11$16$21$26


    Questions about any of this nonsense should be sent to tshirtzombie@dedbob.com. Or, you can leave us a message at (810) 252-7993 (open 24/7 for voicemail - speak slowly and carefully, and please spell things where necessary - after all, we've only got zombie brains).

    And while you're here, do you know any of the bastards on our Wall of Shame?



    Wanna email Ded Bob? He'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible. If you're lucky, maybe even sooner.

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