If you want to gear up, take your pick of totally awesome useless crap below and then click on the "Buy Now" buttons to order. Shipping charges apply - check the Ordering Instructions at the bottom of the page for details.
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Who ya gonna vote for? Let everyone know you think all the
candidates suck, and you're going independant.
(White Tshirt with artwork as shown)
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We also gots buttons and bumper stickers:
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A classic favorite with a psychodelic twist - how can you not be Bobmotized?
Jah mon, shove yo colors down dem troats!
Artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks
Have some Bob with your Tacos!
Light Green shirt only, more or less as shown (sized right up to Muay Grande)
Hell in hell or hell on earth, it's all the same to me
Red shirt only, more or less as shown
Wanna be death? Be warned: "The Pay is Great, but the Hours Suck."
Light Blue shirt only, more or less as shown
Sale Price - $10 off regular prices!
You can't be Ded Bob, but you can still cop his 'tude
Dark Blue shirt only, more or less as shown
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Now Available! dedbobsho (cover art not exactly as shown)
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"Just released - DB Season II"
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The second in what could possibly be a long line of DVDs!
Ded Bob and Sluj - filmed in AZ, 2007
45 minutes of top-notch laughs for just $20 + shipping
(Cover art pretty much exactly as shown)
Buy two shirts:- one to wear, one to keep in the plastic as a collector's edition...
I was a teenage Bob Zombie! |
Artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks
Show your yumminess with a couple of birdies
White, high-quality women's full-cut tank top.
Sale Price - 50% off regular prices!
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Now you can get this on a HOODIE! Perfect for fall festivals; classy but warm. (white print on black, available in L, XL, and XXL)
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Bob sez, "Holding it in leads to constipation."
No true Bobmotite would be caught dead without this shirt.
Black print on ash grey shirt.
Artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks
A variation on a classic, 'cause variety is the spice of death.
White print on navy blue shirt.
Artwork by Todd "Flying Debris" Key
2012 Special! Purchase $15 or more of Bob Stuf and receive a free Advice from Death T-shirt!
Hey Zombies!
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Questions about any of this nonsense should be sent to stuf@dedbob.com. Or, you can leave us a message at (810) 252-7993 (open 24/7 for voicemail - speak slowly and carefully, and please spell things where necessary). Or send us a fax to our toll-free fax number, (877) 218-5482 (write neatly and carefully - after all, we've only got zombie brains).