If you want to gear up, take your pick of totally awesome useless crap below and then:

Follow the instructions at the bottom of the page

"Ded Bob for President"
Tshirts, Buttons and Bumper stickers

   
Front side Back side

Who ya gonna vote for? Let everyone know you think all the
candidates suck, and you're going independant.
(White Tshirt with artwork as shown)

Tshirts - $20 (all sizes)

Buttons - $4
(Front-of-shirt artwork, black background)

Bumper Stickers - $4

"The Ded Bob Sho... on DVD!"


Now Available!

dedbobsho
dvd's
get 'em cheap
while they last
only $15 (plus shipping)

(cover art not exactly as shown)


"Just released - DB Season II"

Front cover artwork Back cover artwork

The second in what could possibly be a long line of DVDs!
Ded Bob and Sluj - filmed in AZ, 2007
45 minutes of top-notch laughs for just $20 + shipping
(Cover art pretty much exactly as shown)

"Heavy Bonker Tour '08"

   
Front side Back side


Baseball shirt style: black sleeves, white middle.
For the DedHead concert fans - follow Ded Bob on tour!

"Look into my eyesockets"

 


One of your all-time favorites (and ours too).
Black, heavy-weave, preshrunk 100% cotton.
Bob's face glows in the dark!

  
Front side Back side

"Dred Bob"

Jah mon, shove yo colors down dem troats!

Tshirt artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks

"The Many Sayings of Ded Bob"

This is easily our tackiest design and hence, very popular.

"I Been Bobmotized"

Now you can get this on a HOODIE!
Look classy, but still stay warm at the fall festivals.
(white print on black, available in L, XL, and XXL)

...or, the same print on a fitted girlie T!
Black with white print - junior sizes / sizes run a little small

"To Bob or not to Bob"

Of course you should Bob.
'cause... well, you know why.

How to Order:

Hey Zombies!

Bob sez: Follow these easy instructions, and Ded Bob stuf will be yours. If you have any questions about the shirts, the shipping process or where you left your socks, email us at stuf@dedbob.com

  1. Decide what you want (items, styles, in what size, and how many) and then figure out how much it's gonna cost. Use the handy pricing chart below.
    Note - not all shirts come in all sizes so check the chart carefully. Shirts are only in the color shown.

    Ded Bob item
                Sizes
    		  Price 
     "Ded Bob for President" - TshirtS, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL$ 20.00
     "Ded Bob for President" - buttonroughly 3" dia.$   4.00
     "Vote for Ded Bob" - bumper stickerroughly 10" x 3"$   4.00
      Ded Bob Sho DVDDVD-sized, doofus$ 15.00
      Ded Bob DVD II - Sluj in AZ, 2007also DVD-sized... doofus!$ 20.00
     "Dred Bob"S, M, L, XL$ 25.00
     "The Many Sayings of Ded Bob"S, M, L, XL$ 20.00
    XXL, XXXL$ 23.00
     "Heavy Bonker Tour '08"
       Baseball shirt style: black sleeves, white middle    		M, L, XL$ 25.00
    XXL$ 28.00
     "Look into my eyesockets" S, M, L, XL$ 25.00
    XXL, XXXL$ 28.00
     "I Been Bobmotized"
       white print on a black HOODIE    		L, XL, XXL$ 35.00
     "I Been Bobmotized"
       white print on a girlie-style fitted black Tshirt     		S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL
     (these are junior sizes)    		$ 20.00
     "To Bob or not to Bob"L$ 10.00

    All prices are in US funds.
    If you order any five items (or more), there's a $ 1.00 discount per item!
    Order two or more shirts or DVDs, and get a free bumper sticker!

  2. Figure out your shipping charges - we ship USPS. To figure out your shipping charges, using this handy chart:

    $ of merchandise: 0 - $50$51 - $100$101 - $150$151 - $200$201 - $250
    shipping costs: $6$10$15$20$25

  3. Decide how you want to pay: you can call in your order with a credit card (Visa or MasterCard only), you can fax in your order with your credit card info, or you can mail in your order with either your credit card info or a check or money order.

  4. If you want to phone in your order, call (810) 252-7993 (open 24/7). Leave a detailed message (if we can't understand it, we can't send it). Be sure to include:
    • what merchandise you want, including the size
    • where to ship it
    • the type of credit card, the credit card number, the expiry date, the 3-digit CVV2 (You know what this is, right?), and the name on the card. (Speak slowly and carefully, please, and spell things where necessary. After all, we've only got zombie brains.)
    • your phone number or email address (again, slow and careful) so we can contact you to confirm the order

  5. If you want to order by fax, go to the order form page, print that page out, and then fill it out completely. Or you can download the form (it's in MS Word format) and work with it in Word and then print it out. Either way, make sure you have a printed-on-paper, completed form. Then send it to our toll-free fax number, (877) 218-5482

  6. If you want to mail in your order, again go to the order form page or use the MS Word version. Either fill in your credit card information on the form or write a check or money order for the total amount. Make checks and money orders out to Velma's. Then mail everything to:

    Ded Bob Stuf!
    c/o Velma's Enterprises
    10541 West Hill Road
    Swartz Creek, MI    48473

    7. Note:  Please write out your order neatly and clearly (if I can't read it, I can't send it). Remember to include a return address for where to ship your purchase (there's a spot for it on the form). Do not send cash through the mail.

  7. Wait for your stuf to arrive (2-4 weeks). While you're waiting, buy more. Many, many more.

Again, questions about ordering any of this crap should be sent to stuf@dedbob.com - and while you're here, do you know any of the bastards on our Wall of Shame?

Wanna email Ded Bob? He'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible. If you're lucky, maybe even sooner.

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