Bob is on the road...a lot.
He lives in trailerpark squalor with old hippies, razor heads, and space beings.
Often, the barbaric conditions with which he is faced limit his best efforts at hasty response to your whimsical submissions.
Besides that, smuj is a fat, lazy slob and won't get off his ass and type.

"What's all this crap?" you ask.
It is precisely this:
We'll post your pictures and letters whenever the spirit moves.
sincerely,
none of your business

Having said all that, if you still wanna email Ded Bob you can do it (for real) at: db@dedbob.com.
If you're planning on sending a photo, please, no 500KB files - scanning at 120 dpi is plenty. Unless otherwise requested, all photos sent to dedbob.com may be posted on our Gallery Page, or otherwise used as us Dummies see fit. And if you want to email each of the individual Ded Bob Dummies (which is which? Check the Schedule Page to figure it out)...

Email smuj at:   Email sluj at: Email puj at: Email nuj at:

smuj@dedbob.com sluj@dedbob.com puj@dedbob.com nuj@dedbob.com